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Shane

Shane is a fluffy black hair guy. He is a great friend but goes threw so much. He is a blue greenish eyed fella and is very hot. He has a massive dick and will fuck anyone. he goes for short blonde but has many brunette girl best friends. His girl best friend Marie is a complicated girl she causes arguements a lot and changes the story but she is fun to hang out with just not a good friend. Shane likes Marie in a friend way .but his other gbsf her name is Jasmine and she has short brown hair they’ve been bsf since elementary and she has liked him for a while there are rumors going on that Shane and her are talking .but Shane is denying it to everyone while Jasmine is telling some people that they are. Is jasmine lying or is Shane. Who knows?
Hey Shane is it true you and Jasmine are talking?
by -Owen stibor May 13, 2022
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Shane

Shane is a toxic toxic man. A man who will definitely break your heart and a man who lies and goes behind you back. Do not go forward with a Shane.
Girl: Gurl guess what a bitch ain't single no more

Friend: OMG GURL who is this man

Girl: his name is Shane

Friend: gurl run that's a toxic man. That's a Shane
by Gee Aaa November 23, 2021
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Shane

Very cute and sweet large/ tall dude with very very VERY long legs he’s funny gives the best hugs has a friend named Ryan well usually does and IS SO COOL!
Shane is so tall I feel like the giraffe in the zoo couldn’t see how high he can.
by Gracegoose January 3, 2020
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by Pokemonfangamer123 November 12, 2021
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The Shane effect

A tall skinny alt white lesbian who absolutely fucks. In honour of the legend that is Shane McCutcheon .

Note: especially popular in foreign countries
"Have you seen her with Johana? Or was it Ana? "

"Must be the Shane effect."
by MissG3 April 15, 2023
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Shane

Like most of the definitions, Shane's are often very shy, have massive cocks, and have blue eyes. Shane's are not assholes as the Shane's I know are definitely not assholes. Shane's are often hella confused when it comes to the feelings of love, as Shane's are often single asf. Shane's are also into sports, video games, and candy. Shane's love candy. Shane's are often very tall and skinny, and very shy, with low self esteem. They often enjoy company, and they get sad when it doesn't come. Shane's also have a keen sense of fashion and a fire shoe game. Shane's are also pretty good golfers.

P.S this was written by a mf named Shane lmao
by lactoseballer March 18, 2021
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Shane Ryder

Tiny dick... likes fat cock... 4’10 and never works out... eats ass for money
Hey, it’s my boy Shane Ryder, we all know what he’s been up to. ;)
by Shgendicyxbd May 20, 2019
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