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semen enemy

I really want to get with Stacy, but her roomate Susan is such a semen enemy!
by DenkenPuto October 17, 2010
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semen eyes

When you ejaculate on a girls face, particularly her eyes, and let them dry. When she opens her eyes there will be an opaque lens of dry semen which she will look through.
Yesterday I fell asleep after a long night of sex and woke up with semen eyes.
by nerd-donkey26 January 25, 2011
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semenski

piece of fake croation shit
faggot croation fat ugly girlfriend semenski
by lolfaggot November 22, 2011
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Semenical

An adjective that can be used when relating to something that makes you "squirt"

Can be used in many ways.
"That joke was burstingly semenical that I squirted!"

"Presto's lack of ability to spell filled me with such semenical laughter that I just about exploded in my pants"

"The size of Mitchel's dick is semenically hilarious"
by Hurtin' 4 a squirtin' June 15, 2011
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Semenical

Adj. Relating to something that makes one "squirt"

Can be used in many ways.
"His dick size is so semenically hilarious that it made me squirt!"

"You made me squirt with semenical joy!"
by Hurtin' 4 a squirtin' June 15, 2011
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Semenals

I didn't mean to, but when I climaxed I got Semenals in her hair!
by Expoiv August 8, 2011
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semen mixer

A Gay Pride fund-raising party or charity gala, where donations typically derive from wealthy, older gay men who attend in order to prey on the younger, poorer ones.

Only superficially resembling a party, these events tend more to emphasize social networking and jockeying for position within the local community. As the term implies, these events are often given over-the-top sexualized themes, if only to attract many attendees while simultaneously distracting them from the fact that there's no actual partying or sex going on.

The opposite of a semen mixer is a bachanal.
That party we'd heard about turned out to just be a semen mixer. It was like a box social from the 1930's combined with a women's sewing circle. We just left early and rented a movie instead.
by Limbo Fox August 7, 2011
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