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ham sandwich

refers to a comment by:
Former Chief Judge of the New York State Court of Appeals* Sol Wachtler in 1985**
about the overreaching ability of District/State's Attorneys to achieve indictments before Grand Juries.
*In New York State, the Supreme Court is the lowest, the Appellate Division is next, and the Court of Appeals is the highest.
**seven years after, he was indicted for sexual harassment and stalking... but I digress
"Even a modestly competent district attorney can get a grand jury to indict a ham sandwich."
by Bob "A" September 26, 2005
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Shit Sandwich

You'll be lucky to get a shit sandwich to eat after what you've done.
by BB-Bob September 11, 2008
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Soup-sandwich

A military term that describes the way a serviceman's uniform, or haircut looks.
"Recruit, what the hell is up with your hair, it looks like a fucking soup-sandwich!"

"Airman Langendorfer, you've got to be shitting me, your shoes look like a soup-sandwich!"
by NatePD May 18, 2010
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Tuna Sandwich

OH! Look who wants a tuna sandwich now!

Sylar didn't want a tuna sandwich.

Sylar ate a tuna sandwich.
by Tom Argio March 28, 2008
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ass sandwich

The act of planting one's ass on another's face, usually after they've been overserved and are passed out on a couch or bed. Proper form "fits" the butt crack atop the nose.
Bobby came home hammered and passed out. So I gave him an ass sandwich.
by Mark Regan September 3, 2006
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lady sandwich

when a girl is in the middle of a threesome and one guy is fucking her in the ass and another is at the other end screwing her in the front
They saw i lady sandwich in the porn movie
by Mary April 5, 2005
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Wet Sandwich

Referring to an awkward or unintelligible comment made by another, usually either under the influence or between the hours of 3 and 6 in the morning.
"I have a banana in my pocket, it's so all that is that thing, you know?"
"No, I don't know, that was such a wet sandwich."
by Lee Bens March 25, 2009
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