pulley system

used to describe the decrease in weight when your balls yank at your scrotum in elephantitus.

my scrotum would fall off if i didn't have a pulley system for my elephantitus.

by forte~pwnz February 13, 2005

metric system

Something that America will never be able to muster the intelligence to use.

Canadian: Why don't you guys use the metric system?
American: We don't know how.
Canadian: It's simple. There are 10 millimeters in a centimeter, 10 centimeters in a decimeter, 10 decimeters in a meter...
American: *Brain overheats and explodes*

by p00flake August 8, 2006

Gyno-Judicial System

An oppressive Gynocentralized political and legal system. Any political or legal institution that passes and enforces laws that specifically benefit or favor the female sex over the male, while at the same time fully understanding that these laws oppress Men, and relegates them to the status of a second class citizen in the eyes of the law.

When it comes to the Gyno-Judicial system... There are over 151+ Laws that circumvent the Constitution that specifically benefit Women... There are zero for dudes. - Terrance Popp

by BF42TH September 29, 2018

dennis system

An acronym to pick up girls, can also be used on guys.
Demonstrate value

Engage physically

Nurture dependence

Neglect emotionally

Inspire hope
Seperate entirely
For more detail google it

-Mitchell

"I used the Dennis system in this girl, feel for me instantly" says the guy.

by Sumo roogo February 28, 2018

iocaste-system

A Iocaste-system is a system where the mother manipulates the son to rival with the father, or to protect her against the father, in the naively erroneous belief he is causing her unhappiness, or even makes her whole life miserable.

The feminist redefinition of patriarchy as oppression, and the turning of the children against their fathers is the elaboration of the theme and plot.

The vilifying of the male sex is the consequence of the blindness for the Iocaste-system.

by Coffee Baba August 22, 2007

Imperial System

The Imperial System is the superior unit measurement system used by the superior species, Americans. 🦅🦅 The metric system on the other hand, is unnecessary and can go fuck its self.

Julia: Omg the Imperial System is sooooo amazing! It's like sooooo much better than the metric system.

Liam: ikr? 🦅🇺🇸

by a_cool_american January 1, 2022

Clem Buddy System

a system where a person follows the slowest person in a group

Steve and jeremy used the Clem Buddy System and followed Clem who was the slowest person

by Clement Chang February 29, 2004