mall cop syndrome

A condition that causes victims to take their menial jobs way too serious, to the last punctuation of the codebook.
Most common in Asian cities like Singapore where even a janitor truly believes any lapse on his part could cause a national security disaster.

Got gum or a vape? Beware the mall cop syndrome is everywhere in this city.

by tehtaz May 5, 2019

Can Kicking Syndrome

A common disorder of chronic avoidance of difficulties accompanied by a flair for procrastination.

Our entire workplace administration seems to share what appears to be a characterological form of chronic Can Kicking Syndrome and so we all wind up lost, trying to solve our own commonly shared dilemmas by ourselves, in isolation.

by Dr Bunnygirl September 9, 2019

Nigga Booty Syndrome

The urge to check your homies sweet tight ass as hes walking away.

Tyrone had been diagnosed with the birth defect Nigga Booty Syndrome last week.

by kdkeke November 3, 2019

Tragic Ass Syndrome

A syndrome describing a person’s ass when it is either flattened or exposed in such a manner as to make you wish you had never seen it.

When he leaned over to pick up his dog’s steaming turd, it became painfully apparent that he was suffering from a bad case of Tragic Ass Syndrome.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 17, 2020

Discord Admin Syndrome

A condition in which an administrator on a discord server feels as if they are contributing something to society, but doesn’t.

Member 1: Bro, Jim must have Discord Admin Syndrome or something. He’s completely useless.

Jim: That’s against the rules *bans*

by Rhenic#1889 June 12, 2020

World Wrestling Syndrome

A psychological disorder that causes the sufferer to be unable to control the sudden impulse to wrestle even perfect strangers anytime and anywhere.

I knew I had taken a risk in bringing him to this most somber of events due to his lifelong World Wrestling Syndrome but I never imagined that he would attempt to wrestle our beloved, 94-year-old Queen.

by Dr Bunnygirl July 3, 2020

Mid Laner Syndrome

The MLS (Mid Laner Syndrome) is a trait apparent in mid laner mains in the game of League of Legends.

It is when the said mid laner thinks he is so important that he is going to go take the farm of every other lane, take every kill and even steal blue buffs.

Lethal Guimond took my blue, he clearly has the Mid Laner Syndrome.

by Slummzy July 30, 2020