Swag Boss

Someone with a level of swag that is unobtainable by anyone else.

Yo bro, I'm a total Swag Boss. You jelly?

by ChinSusan January 2, 2012

Swag

An extraordinarily obese and obnoxiously repulsive "girl" that enjoys causing pain and discomfort towards those around her due to her never ending supply of enthusiasm and complete and total retardation.

Swag?, how's it going? "Im smarter than you, and i play volleyball, and im hot, and im better than you at everything, especially being human and having friends!!!!!!!"

by Jeff August 28, 2003

free swag

Free clothing or accessories given by retail stores or other businesses. They usually give these things out with current deals or at booths to make people want to use their business.

" Yo mom, I just got some free swag from the store because it was their grand opening.

by InvadrJim July 28, 2017

Moody Swag

The kind of swag that only Rudy Moody can have. All the girls love it

Look at Rudy with his Moody swag going. He's going to get some pussy tonight!

by We Jerkin July 16, 2010

Stoner Swag

Swag Aura emitting from a chill toker, a person with stoner swag is very chill and usually baked, likes to thinks things through, is not a stupid stoner, but an educated smoker, moves in smooth motions, listens to all the best music, usually care free and really laid back.

Guy1: That dude over there tokin up

Guy2: What about him?

Guy1: He's got some serious stoner swag.

by cannabinoidz420 September 4, 2011

awk swag

awk (awkward white kid) swag is the swag only possesed by a white kid, usually boy, and is used in an attempt to act cool or fit in with modern day youth.

Nick: "Look at Erin, he is really trying to act gangster today."
Colin: "Ya I noticed, he is really showing his awk swag."

awk swag

by Hope-well March 1, 2010

Cramping the Swag

When you have a daily or weekly routine then someone comes along and you can not complete your routine. So there for someone has changed your cool routine.

Alana: Hey you guys wanna go to subway with me?
Alex: Hell yea
Paolo: Yea ill go but someone got to pay for me.
Jackie: Sorry guys can't go got Brittney
First 3: Ight jackie
Alex: Damn she is cramping the swag.
RIP Brittney

by Nanz201430 April 5, 2010