Checkout Stick

A term to describe someone or something as useless as a grocery checkout lane divider.

"Dont talk to Ethan, he's being an absolute checkout stick right now"

by atvmike73 October 10, 2019

Dude stick

Pretty much, it’s a penis. Usually only said when making fun of your best friend or your best friend’s ex-girlfriend.

Anthony likes the dude stick. He likes dude stick all night.

In that moment, she queefed on his dude stick, which quickly shriveled in disgust.

by Lbluefosho December 27, 2017

pickle on a stick

A pickle on a stick is when you put a dill flavoured condom on your penis.

"Want to taste my pickle on a stick, bro?"

by Pickleboi890 October 10, 2017

darkback stick

Dman's version of a knockback stick. Nullifies all light.

I NEED MAH DARKBACK STICK!

by ShadowClaw11 April 9, 2017

Schmidt On A Stick

A situation when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object. An expression of total futility.

General: Johnny to Bravo, what's the sitrep?

Sergeant: Not good Sir, we got a Schmidt on a stick!

by uglyducklin May 16, 2017

Dat Stick

Slang for a firearm. Typically semi automatic or automatic. Usually used in a hostile or threatening way. Don't use this word if you had a proper education. It is reserved for gangsta personnel only

Hey Mane, if I hear your bitch ass talking shit one more time, I will pull up with dat stick and let you have it, you know what I'm sayin', nigga?

by PacmanTheConquerer May 8, 2018

flavor stick

A flavor of penises that only occur rarely, approximately once every 10,000 years in humans or animals. The flavor can vary wildly from pizza flavor to diarrhea flavor. It can be used as a means of peace or weapon of mass destruction and genocide. It is wildly speculated that a man with a flavor stick appeared in the world trade center and Bush solely saved the world by crashing planes into him.

Zack: Dude, I have a flavor stick, I think it is KFC flavor.
Zane: *Pulls out gun and assassinates him* I did it.....I saved the world

by Corn D. Bread March 14, 2018