Pasty Steam

The steamy aroma that flows from a freshly smashed vagina on a warm summers night

The fucking i gave her the other night was so hot, the pasty steam was gushing from her like a burst steam valve

by Deakirino February 15, 2019

Filipino Steamer

When a co-worker comes into your office and takes a shit in your wastebasket and says "your welcome."

Did you see that Paul just left a Filipino steamer in Bob's office?

by All Pork Diet November 20, 2019

Paddle Steamer

The "paddle steamer" is similar to a "motorboating" where one blows raspberries into the bosoms of a fine lady. The difference being is that the paddle steamer is a long slow raspberry and is usually performed by a sad person.

"Hey Pedro is crying uncontrollably, I think he would benefit from a Paddle Steamer on Camilla. If that Paddle Steamer doesn't cheer him up i don't know what will."

by Turn3racing November 21, 2019

louisiana steamroller

When you are having intercourse with a black woman and she gets up on your chest and takes a large dookie on your chest.

Hey Brad how was that chick last night?

It was wierd as fuck she did a Louisiana steamroller on me and now I have a rash.

by Kevin's not my real name February 27, 2020

Sarnia Steamer

When you drop a log in the pop butter machine

My pop stinks! Oh some must’ve dropped a sarnia steamer

by Bigchod August 30, 2021

Colorado Steamboot

When you’ve snowboarding all day and your toes are cold so you drop a log in each boot to keep warm.

Luke and I got stuck up on nipple from some avi danger so we preformed Colorado Steamboot to keep warm.

by VictorAR December 30, 2021

boston beaner steamer

Receiving a blowjob while having diarrhea

I had wicked shit the other day and my old lady came in and give me a Boston beaner steamer

by Eddie semper fi November 25, 2015