Sorrin

she is my beautiful, kind, intelligent, stunning girlfriend. she doesnt know this, but i saw her once in the morning on my way to sit with our good friends emily and lexi. i noticed her from across the room and realized she was friends with a friend of mine. i then asked to sit with our mutual friend at lunch, for the sole purpose of getting to know this stunning girl i noticed, though, she hardly even spoke to me. i immediately thought she hated me. a week or so later, her cousin, told me that she thought i was SUPER pretty, and i realized i was wrong. this led to us hanging out at hoco... and of course, a few weeks later, i asked a pretty important question via a presentation.
this girl has absolutely no idea just how much she means to me. she lights up every room she walks into, and never fails to make me laugh- especially when i need it. i hope one day she'll realize just how special she is. anyone would be lucky to call her theirs, and quite frankly, i am still shocked she said yes to giving me this privilege

i know youre reading this- because ofc you are, so ill also casually list a few things you, and other sorrin's around the world should stop doing
-stop covering your beautiful smile when someone goes to take a picture of you
-dont downplay your feelings; theyre important
-accept the good things coming your way, and stop wondering if you deserve them. you do, trust me.
-and, remember that no matter how hard things get, you are loved. <3

"Whos that gorgeous blonde over there?"
"Oh... yeah, thats Sorrin- but dont go near her, her short girlfriend will bite your ankles..."

by Lexi wexi November 9, 2023

damp sorrow

taking a shit right after taking a shower

After taking a shower in the morning and drying off I got bubble guts and had to ruin my fresh asshole. What a damp sorrow.

by Edlardo January 30, 2014

Cloud my sorrows

To smoke enough cannabis to forget about your problems.

Hey you going to the bar after the funeral? No I’ve got a big fat bowl waiting for me to cloud my sorrows.

by Alexander Allen July 6, 2021

sorrie

incredibly repentant and remorseful over past actions

Kim is very sorrie for calling Chris a stupidoverbearingass

by showoff2101 March 12, 2003

So soorry

Phrase said by a Canadian busisnessman who buys out your American company and then says this when it goes belly up and you are out of a job. Spelling is wierd because of the fucking accsent.

Mr. Canuck, why did all the accounts go away? I don't know in Canada we have too much work, Im So soorry?

So soory doesn't pay the fucking bills asshole or relieve any stress.

by bug man July 11, 2006

Sorr-i

a sarcastic sorry. used around your friends or others.
can also be dragged out to create more emphasis

ssssssorr-i

Steve: dude, did you eat the last doughnut?

Earl: ya sorr-i

by spicoli324 March 10, 2010

sourry

The correct way to pronounce sorry

“Omg I’m so sourry didn’t mean to do that”

by Oklahoma 2 May 30, 2018