sonic is a hedgehog that runs fast, for his witchcraft he was burned at the stake, when he survived he was crucified,after he survived that he was hung and finally, killed many people celebrate his death on the 4th Thursday of November commonly referred to as Thanksgiving.
Johnny: This year I am thankful for-
Random person: Ya wanna know what I'm thankful for?! The execution of sonic during the Salem witch trials!
Johnny: wha-?
random person:(throws something down on the for and disappears)
Johnny: WHAT DA FUUUUCK!!!!
Random person: Ya wanna know what I'm thankful for?! The execution of sonic during the Salem witch trials!
Johnny: wha-?
random person:(throws something down on the for and disappears)
Johnny: WHAT DA FUUUUCK!!!!
by wigger451 February 10, 2023
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Most sonic fans view back fondly on it despite its many issues with its writing, characters and honestly everything about it.
Quite the strangest piece of official sonic ever. All thanks to Ken penders
Most sonic fans view back fondly on it despite its many issues with its writing, characters and honestly everything about it.
Quite the strangest piece of official sonic ever. All thanks to Ken penders
“I loved the sonic Archie comics as a kid… read em again recently… I had forgotten the atrocities..”
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His feet are old and gross and people are obsessed with that mf’s feet cause they are retards that need therapy
His feet are old and gross and people are obsessed with that mf’s feet cause they are retards that need therapy
Lisa: have you seen Sonic feet pics?
Blubtubeswepple: NO YOU STUPID SON AOF A BITCH GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!
Blubtubeswepple: NO YOU STUPID SON AOF A BITCH GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!
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School Bully: The Sonic fanbase is a bunch of autistic losers
Me: That's because you don't know anything about Sonic and you're the complete opposite of Sonic. Sonic is kind, selfless, and good-natured. You're mean, selflish, and a bully.
Me: That's because you don't know anything about Sonic and you're the complete opposite of Sonic. Sonic is kind, selfless, and good-natured. You're mean, selflish, and a bully.
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