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Skis in jeans

Descriptive Phrase

Used to express palpable disgust or derision owing to acute inadequacy or unlikeabiity - especially of an irredeemable person.

Origin: Norse, New England, New Canada

Etymology: Post-American
“She ruined everything. She really skis in jeans.”

“He doesn't know what he's talking about and makes us look terrible. He skis in jeans.”
by BIGCITYFREAK March 8, 2025
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Ski Track

Much like a skid mark, ski tracks are semen stains left inside of used underwear
"Gosh are those ski tracks in your pants?!"
by Captain cacti January 30, 2024
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Jet Ski

Hacking a loogie in your bitches pussy and motor boating that shit
"Hey Brad just did a jet ski on my bitch earlier!"
by Daddy's Castle February 15, 2020
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Cross Country skiing

Furiously wanking two gentleman at the sametime.
by Cross country boi August 31, 2019
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Ski Tuck Blaster

Somewhere in between hovering and sitting on a public restroom toilet, the said pooper puts their body in a tuck-like position like a downhill skier. This raises the anus to be nearly inline with rim of the bowl. Once the position has been engaged and the pressure on the stomach initiated, the pooper opens the anus with such force the uncontrollable spray of diarrhea hits the back of toilet bowl, rim of the seat and in rare occasion, released with such force the toilet tank itself is covered in buck-shot like spatter.
Tommy waited his turn patiently in the mens bathroom, holding, poised and ready…finally a stall door opens and Tommy races in. There is no time to lay a nest of paper down and Tommy’s initial checkdown says DONT sit. Tommy has little choice and assumes the ski tuck blaster position and in a wave of fury, Little Tommy lets a potato launcher like shot out of his ass covering what was once a toilet with a pellet spray of feces.
by Jujupoopster January 22, 2024
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ski boyfriend

fake boyfriend you have when skiing; like a work boyfriend
Maddy has a ski boyfriend, he’s all she talks about
by jyllhatesabey January 28, 2022
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skiing through a blizzard

When a girl jerks off two guys while five other guys jerk off on her.
She went skiing through a blizzard and just about died halfway through.
by The tenderizer December 5, 2017
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