Shrek

Shrek is the god we shall all praise. He has the thiccest ass cheeks in all the swamp. Shrek is love shrek is life. If you thinkj hes not daddy, you will be immediately sacrificed to lord farquaad. periodt.

shrek is love shrek is life :)

by ThiccDudelmao January 21, 2020

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super cool guy like he is green but that don't mater but on the other hand he is married to a other oger named Fiona!!. he has a friend that is a donkey named donkey

have you seen Shrek he is so cool -_0

by shrek is super cool January 27, 2020

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If you dont know who Shrek is WTF r u doing with your life

Shrek

by [SUBSCRIBE TO CALLMEKEVIN] January 30, 2020

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When you have a sex and watch shrek at the same time

Bro I had shreks with my girl last night, best time ever.

by Mentalmethhead March 25, 2020

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The hottest living thing to exist

"Shrek is mine"

by Xsockx April 7, 2020

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A unit of time. A shrek is the length of the movie Shrek (In other words, 1 hour 35 minutes). Shrek is a currently unpopular measurement system that will hopefully grow to be used across the world during this decade

Son: "Mom, when will dinner be ready?"
Mom: "In half a Shrek, son." (47.5 minutes)

by Salmonellq April 26, 2020

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