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5 second rule

Rule invoked whenever dropped food is picked up and consumed in the presence of others. Time can vary widely depending on the type of food dropped: a sirloin steak at a barbecue may have nine lives, while a street vendor hotdog is declared unfit for consumption even before it touches the ground.
Once I saw it slip from his tongs, I asked the street meat vendor if I could get a new sausage.
by K M July 12, 2004
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Taylor's Hookup Rules

RULE 1- take everything guys say with a grain of salt because they are just trying to get with u, so then u never really make a connection with any of them that is deep and that u could build a relationship off of
RULE 2- dont give a fuck if a guy isn't into or does want to hook up with u, fuck him its his loss your too good looking for him anyways
RULE 3- think like a boy, once u can think like a boy then we move on to rule 4
RULE 4- is hook up like a boy. by this i mean don't get your feelings too attached, this also goes along with rule 2 if he doesn't call u after a hookup then fuck him hes not good enough for u
RULE 5- party like a rockstar, the more fun u r having without a boyfriend the more u don't need one
RULE 6- laugh at yourself, if u get made fun of for a bad decision or two u can't take yourself too seriously because the most important thing u should be doing is having fun and doing what feels right in the moment
RULE 7- u need to think with your va-jay-jay not you heart, sometimes u need to be a little slutty, the best way to get over one guy is to get under another one, i'm not saying slut it up all the time but sometimes u need to give in to your hormonal urges, if u don't u r just going to be a horny bitch
Follow any of Taylor's Hookup Rules if you are a girl and you will get laid.
by Best_buy February 13, 2010
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Rule 111

If it exists, a man will act, will have acted, or will act in the future, like it's his penis. There are no exceptions to this rule.
Dude look the empire state building is totally my cock. Rule 111
by Pyrometer June 28, 2010
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Ja rule

Cookie Monster's long lost twin brother
by the truth January 12, 2005
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Rule 2

Some person- What's /b/?
*BOOM HEADSHOT*
Other guy- Rules 1 and Rule 2 bitch.
by Mboone April 21, 2010
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CAD rule

The therey that, if one removes the second and third panel of a Ctrl+Alt+Del comic, it becomes much funnier.
Dammit, Buckley. Get to the point! We can't use the CAD rule forever!
by A. Ymous April 30, 2008
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Rule 32

Pics (var. Screenshots), or it didn't happen.
Joe: I finally made it past the Boss on level 12!
Bob: Uh, huh... sure you did. Rule 32, buddy.
by graycloak November 25, 2014
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