Lightning Rod

When the guy getting analled has a shock collar on his dick

You wanna do the lightning rod?

by Rod shocker May 5, 2022

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Elf rod

A rod you use to stick up some ones but

Sonny go get the elf rod so we can shove it up ur mother’s ass

by Drogon are da best November 26, 2020

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ground rod

A boring lifeless person who sucks the energy out of everyone around him or her.

Q: Yo, whats up with you and shorty?

A: I had to dead her, she makes everyone around her miserable? She's a ground rod!

by anonymouschickk April 18, 2011

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A fat middle aged man who leads a meanial insignificant lifestyle. They also are known to have large red nipples, a short pink chodus with a red shiny helmet and a large central mass of coagulated stomach fat.They are often spotted in the wild usually on the weekends scouting with fellow hoarders for unvaluable useless shit at thrift markets or repainting a few chips of the paintwork of their campervan.

While Rod was driving his freshly painted camper across the Nullabor, his short pink chodus bounced on top of his bulberous mauve hairy testicle sack. The “bouncing” however was more like vibrating due to the bellowing weight of his compacted gut, squishing his chodus restricting its bouncing movement, the resulting humidity eminatibg a stench of sweat, piss and BO.

by Slyyydog June 1, 2018

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Hot Rod

A modified car often based on a 30s-50s Chevrolet or Ford (mostly Ford) that is modified with characteristic visual upgrades (wide tires, exhaust pipes etc)

I was riding in a hot rod with Billy last night.

by MrOverboost August 12, 2016

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