Retard Juice

The metaphorical juice someone guzzles right before making a stupid decision out of the blue. Also, some people just sip it all day everyday and make smaller, more numerous stupid decisions all day.

P1: (Guzzles down a fifth of retard juice in one chug) I think im going to quit my job that pays $20 an hour and join the Army!

P2: (sips retard juice all day at work)

P2 Coworker: P2 has been on the retard juice again, thats the 3rd time today he forgot to stock the merchandise and ive had to do it for him.

by Dicknipplesalad June 12, 2020

crap sucking retard

a retard that sucks crap for an extended period of time

john is such a crap sucking retard

by matt15 July 26, 2006

retaa

Sounds like retarded, but not quite. It is to be said as you would say the name Reta, but to say the a for a bit longer. It is a person who is almost retarded, but no quite up to par. They don't have enough retardation to be called a retard, so that makes them retaa.

Retaas aren't quite retarded, but goddamn it they sure as hell come close.

by Jotaku December 22, 2004

retardabombed

When you drink way too much and won't remember doing stupid things, so people take pics to document your retardation.

Hey did you see Rick dancing with a lamp in my pics from Friday nite? He was seriously retardabombed.

by foodeegirl May 27, 2011

Ben V (fat retard)

a stupid rip off of a mexican with a 2 inch penis.

look its ben v (fat retard) the one pump chump

by Chaserawrxd69 March 4, 2019

retard

A VERY rude term to discribe a person with mental conditions. Sometimes used when anyone does something stupid.

1)Matt, you are such a retard.

by Fuck You All January 6, 2007

retard ism

the state of being retarded.

Down syndrome people usually have retard ism.

by Wills0 June 5, 2009