retard wrangler

Did you hear the school just hired Mrs. Schmidt as the new retard wrangler?

by EvelynTheFantastic August 19, 2006

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Morbidly Retarded

Someone who is so totally clueless that they will believe absolutely anything you tell them. A lifelong condition which can prove fatal without intervention.

"I told Mikey that in order to jump start his car it needs to be hit from behind at 30mph. He's so morbidly retarded that he was about to do it until someone told him otherwise."

by UprTupr December 30, 2012

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line-retard

the group of people at a grocery store, that automatically go to the register that has the longest line.line-retards are either too stupid or lazy to find the register with the least amount of waiting;most line-retards are either old or foriegn, or the best of both worlds, old and foreign

old people, line-retard

by kingbitcher9000 May 16, 2009

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True Retard

An idiotic individual who has achieved an entirely new level of retardation in their actions or words.

Brayden: “Hey Eli, your girlfriend is here”

Eli: “What girlfriend? I’m not dating anyone...”

Brayden: *giggles*

Eli: “Congratulations Brayden, you have achieved True Retard. Enjoy bonus studs at the end of your life.”

by Ze Doctor April 09, 2020

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retarded smart

Someone who is so smart, it's mind-boggling and makes others feel retarded in their presence.

Person 1. "Wow, man you like programmed that router in like 15 seconds and fixed the problem..."

Person 2. "Yeah, I have my moments."

Person 1. "Dude, you are retarded smart."

by Lauro Chavez October 19, 2007

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