by Dakkck May 28, 2010
Get the Realitication mug.Most people look at the back of a book and read the blurb to get an idea of whether they want to read the whole thing.
The act of checking out a chick's booty, or 'reading the blurb', is a very similar concept. Of course 'the blurb' isn't everything, but for some, it tells them all they need to know.
The act of checking out a chick's booty, or 'reading the blurb', is a very similar concept. Of course 'the blurb' isn't everything, but for some, it tells them all they need to know.
"Damn did you read the blurb on that chick?! I would love to flick through her pages!"
"Have you read many books recently dude? Nah man, I've been reading the blurb a lot though, trying to find the right one for me you know"
"Have you read many books recently dude? Nah man, I've been reading the blurb a lot though, trying to find the right one for me you know"
by King Of The Blurbs October 18, 2011
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Me and my female synch, no nonsense, no ignorance; we have a realtionship that's pure,unrivaled realisticness.
by EnigmaticPariah and Incognito March 18, 2014
Get the realisticness mug.The requirement of acknowledging another person's tradition, ideology, or custom even though it has no basis in reality. The obstruction of human progress caused by devotion to something that is not real.
Our inability to cut medical costs by passing end of life legislation is a reality tax imposed by conservative social and religious groups.
Laws against insulting the national leader are a reality tax on the press.
Laws against insulting the national leader are a reality tax on the press.
by DrawBlood May 4, 2016
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Get the realio mug.A Reality-Junkie is an individual that is introduced to a fringe or conspiratorial concept of the world as we know it today, and then becomes consumed by or rather obsessed with seeking hidden truths in-between the grandiose lies past down from those with the power, to those without the power.
"Damn my guy, I thought flat earthers were retarded and now I can see how the degradation of a society makes the people more easily controlled. You know, kinda like how you're a slave to your passions and if you let your passions consume you, you'll do anything to get that fix. Oh well. Guess I'll just keep on researching this depressing shit and never turn off my computer to go better myself physically, mentally, emotionally or spiritually. "
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by MustacheBear December 31, 2020
Get the Reality-Junkie mug.When you have a wank over someone you know who looks like an actress in a porn film. You split your screen to show the woman you know on one side of the screen (perhaps a Facebook photo) and the porn video with actress who looks like her on the opposite side.
Brian: "You coming down the pub mate?"
John: "Nah, having a split screen reality wank mate."
Brian: "What's that?"
John: "Found a pornstar that looks like your sister mate, will load that up while looking at your sisters profile picture."
Brian: "You're a sick fuck mate."
John: "Nah, having a split screen reality wank mate."
Brian: "What's that?"
John: "Found a pornstar that looks like your sister mate, will load that up while looking at your sisters profile picture."
Brian: "You're a sick fuck mate."
by Jimmy Peters August 5, 2016
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