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Réalistan

Réalistan is another name for the island of Montréal, a large city in Québec, Canada.

Other names include Real City and Mount Real.
Im going back to Réalistan tomorrow.

My boyfriend is Réalistani.

Réalistani's are so stylish.
by SKnowledge April 2, 2011
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Real Zelda

A three heart run of any Zelda game. May also include other hinderances such as no sword upgrades or additional bottles.
Man, I just got done beating Real Zelda. That was tough work.
by synema March 21, 2009
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Get a real job!

An insult, which can be used towards someone who has a shit job/task or none at all (beneficiaries).
Person 1: "Get a real job!"
Person 2: "Fuck off!"

Person with job: "Get a real job"
Beneficiary: "I can't."
by 17 inch dildo May 5, 2016
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This is where seriousness gets REAL

A phrase used when it is the most serious point of anything and you must get Real

A time where what happens here will determine the fate of many

The most important point in anyones life
Playing madden 11: down by a touchdown with 30 seconds left and one time out with 73 yards to go "This is where seriousness gets REAL!"
by Cman36 January 16, 2011
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real world

A stupid, boring, pointless program on mtv that is on tv all fucking day.
I turned on my tv this morning and the real world was on. I turned on my tv 7 hours later and the real world was still on. I turned on my tv 23 hours later and the real world was still on. I shoot my tv.
by Don't Say a Word October 2, 2003
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Don't Real

A term combining "isn't real" and "don't exist", this internet meme was coined by MannixThePirate of Youtube and Blogtv.

Some things that don't real include: aliens, mental illness, female orgasms, God, 9/11, grammar, and mudkipz.
Paul: Hey man, look at those hot lesbians over there!

Nick: Pfft, you're a moron. Lesbians don't real.
by xToadlordx September 2, 2009
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Is'Real

Is'Real is a male name who is usually very short but also very humble in a great person to be around he loves food In if he says he loves you he means is always a very social person loves making friends but you show him your not a good friend he Will leave you alone and is very protective person all the time you need help you call Is'Real.
Hey is'real it's me your sister I love you
by Part of five October 24, 2018
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