Pushing Buttons

Getting dressed up. Putting on you finest apparel.

We are pushing buttons on Saturday night for a night on the town

by Offthehot October 8, 2009

Putting a Sock in it

When a man gives a female a Pink Sock and then inserts it in her vagina. He then yells "Put a sock in it....bitch!"

Nate yelled at her to put a sock in it while he was putting a sock in it....bitch.

by PJ North January 4, 2008

Putting the lotion in the basket

In hockey, to score a goal. Derived from an oft-repeated line from the film, The Silence of the Lambs, as uttered by the character Buffalo Bill: "It puts the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose again. It puts the lotion in the basket."

"Jagr leads the team in scoring, but Lemieux is no slouch at putting the lotion in the basket either."

"Iginla breaks away, dekes left....and puts the lotion in the basket! His 20th of the season."

by Nat Turner September 15, 2008

posting partner

A person or a thing (preferably person) that one would post with in random converstaion usually taking place on forums such as www.dcpersian.com

Alex & Hiva are posting-partners.

by AlexOmid October 17, 2004

punting

It's fisting, but with a foot.

I told Mary that I have a foot fetish and asked if we could try punting since she enjoyed fisting. She said it would be fine so long as I didn't try to kick a field goal.

by fahbreezy October 12, 2014

Putting Lead In Your Pencil

From the Journal Of The Royal Society Of Medicine. To insert a foreign object into ones Urethra for sexual pleasure especially during masturbation. Damn Doctors U got scary black humour.

A 62-year-old man was referred to us from a nursing home by staff concerned that he had apparently passed a small household (AAA size) battery per urethra. The patient was in pain with difficulty in passing urine. Relevant in his past medical history was that one year previously we had endoscopically removed a pen lid from his bulbar urethra.

An X-ray of his pelvis revealed what appeared to be two dense foreign bodies in his urethra. Urethroscopy revealed two AAA size household batteries lodged in his bulbar urethra. On further questioning at discharge, the patient admitted to inserting three AAA sized batteries into his urethra for sexual gratification during masturbation four weeks earlier. The Doctors decided to call it putting lead in your pencil, the age old euphemism for sexual vigour and erections.

by Mengele's lab rat January 12, 2012

Punting

When you send your foot so far up your girlfriend's pussy with such force that it sends her into the air.

"What did you do with your hoe last night?"
"Oh yeah, I was punting the shit out of her."

by Butter My Toast Daddy June 16, 2017