Modem Pussy

A modem Pussy is a female of unknown physical attributes that tends to attract the weaker of human male specimens. This usually involves the unrealistic imaginations of MMORPG fanatics which are dually dissapointed by the pics posted.

For example "Dude, I ain't joining no guild for some modem pussy."

by Mezca November 9, 2009

heat pussy

one who cannot endure the high temperature of his surroundings. someone who cannot tolerate high temperatures well.

Man, everytime the A/C in the office breaks Tim complains, he's such a heat pussy.

by TeamTellHeem July 8, 2011

pussy paralysis

the state of being after having sex with a woman who leaves her partner drained and unconscious; similar to cock coma, but with the feminine dominance.

After Sandra and I had sex, she went out to walk the dog and left me in bed in a state of pussy paralysis.

by FishboneIzRedHot December 29, 2009

Pussy Flares

When a male professional athlete (mostly hockey and golfers) post on social media where they will be going or their current location.

Hey bro...Biznasty, Derek Sanderson and Tyler Seguin just posted they are going to Lincoln in South Boston. We should head over there. When Seguin fires off a couple “pussy flares” the place will be packed with chicks looking for a mustache ride .

by D-Liscious August 15, 2019

pussy probe

Device used when women go into get an annual pap exam! Yay everyone LOVES those :D

"You just got pussy probed!"

by jocicammy March 9, 2009

mayonnaise pussy

A vagina that resembles mayonnaise in look. Also has the gelatin like giggle similar to mayonnaise. May also resemble the taste and vicosity of that of mayonnaise.

Yo she was nasty, she had that mayonnaise pussy

by Cheesedik June 16, 2015

Pussy Barnacles

Term used to describe herpes on a nasty va-jj.

Tom: I heard that broad Bon Qui-Qui has pussy barnacles.

Chris: I'd still fuck her, she's studded for your pleasure.

by I do coke off strippers asses August 20, 2011