Purple package

When you get swole AF, and she can't handle it.
"Jason came at me with his purple package, and now I can barely walk today."
by NAKEDxMiDGET January 30, 2021
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Purple Slushie

A person with a red slushie and another with a blue slushie have a full makeout sesh and create purple.
Him: Let’s make a purple slushie together!
Her: I’m down
by deaddeadnessness July 07, 2022
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Purple Penis

Oh yes, a purple penis is a penis that a dwarf leprechaun has. He will chase you down and whack you in the face with his dick. He will jizz cum all over you and with his Cheeto dust pubic hairs.
Me: Oh shit, there is a Purple Penis!

You: Oh fuck, RUN!

Dwarf leprechaun: Hehe, I eat shitttt.
by SmeariestMocha9 May 24, 2020
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Purple cocaine

The act of wearing a purple sick and a coca cola sock while snorting massive amounts of glitter laced cocaine
by Purple cocaine user June 08, 2018
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Dumb Purple

a very chad of a human has balls of steel and is one of the strongest and best youtubers in the world he has dont many chad things like giving 1 milion dollars to charity.
by dumb purple🥱 April 25, 2022
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A Purple One

A Canadian ten-dollar bill
"Hey, can you loan me a purple one for some delicious Molson Canadian?"
by cline26 August 12, 2012
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inner purple

any hidden traits or ambitions that show great flamboyance. "Purple," is used rather than, say, green or orange, because it is particularly flamboyant and favored mostly by women and homosexual men. One may imagine the "inner purple" as a shining, glittery ooze filling the thoracic cavity, and smelling of gayness. This substance emerges in those moments of, "Wow, I know you're hetero, but that is the gayest thing I've seen all day."

The inner purple incarnates the flamboyance that resides within us all.
Mr. Macho: "I listened to that CD over the weekend and--- well-- it was just---fab-u-lousss!"

Friend of Macho: "I think I just caught a glimpse of your inner purple."
by gouls June 21, 2009
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