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thumpkin pumpkin

When one has an erection (he) tucks his hard manship between his legs not allowing her or him to see his erection. Upon checking for head erection he opens his legs allowing his hard erection to hit her square in the face. Thus you have the thumkin pumpkin
Yo bro gave my lady a thumpkin pumpkin last night and today she has a black eye!
thumpkin pumpkin by Lickmydick72 January 10, 2017

sticky pumpkin hand 

When you are fisting someone and you pull out chunks of something like when you are scooping out a pumpkin
Last night with Eric, I got sticky pumpkin hands
sticky pumpkin hand by tater_anne September 30, 2017

muddy pumpkin 

To remove the guts of a pumpkin, carve out your favorite Halloween character and then replace the guts with shit. Finally, place a candle inside the shit filled pumpkin. Serve warm.
Ralph gave me a blumpkin, I gave Ralph a muddy pumpkin.
muddy pumpkin by Lee Harvey Teabag October 21, 2017

dusty pumpkin 

An older vagina that has succumbed to juandice.
I got her Halloween costume off, and it was a trick, nothing but a dusty pumpkin.
dusty pumpkin by Rubiruckus May 7, 2018

hurricane pumpkin 

A pumpkin, just like any other pumpkin, but is bought to be the entertainment for the upcoming hurricane.
I went to Walmart to get a hurricane pumpkin, so I’ll have something to do if the hurricane knocks out the power.
hurricane pumpkin by Hshdjjd May 30, 2018

Donny Pumpkin Head 

A asshole who is sadly the US president
Person 1: bro did you see Donny Pumpkin Heads speech

Person 2: yes he is the worst person to ever exist