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carving the pumpkin

When you paint a pumpkin on a woman's back and put a flashlight in her butt.
Last night, The power went out so I was carving the pumpkin with Pam. Good thing I had a flashlight and a fleshlight.

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by Damon K. October 21, 2025
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Pumpkin Dunkin Blumpkin

Modified Eiffel Tower while male receiving oral is taking a dump.
After Todd’s morning coffee he had to move the Eiffel Tower to the bathroom for a Pumpkin Dunkin Blumpkin.
by ToDDONUTS February 17, 2023
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Lil baby pumpkin

Used to describe a short friend being cute around the halloween season, first coined in 2022 after a particular group of friends started calling a peer lil baby pumpkin
by Algosipjiana December 27, 2022
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Pumpkin Pie

A pie that usually contains or appears to contain pumpkin ingredients. It is often associated with Thanksgiving.
Can someone please pass me the pumpkin pie?
by Achromatic Chameleon June 14, 2018
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Pumpkin squats

The act of taking a shit in the way Andrew Hussie does when there is no bathroom in sight. Commonly done by the small minority of degenerates who follow Andrew's career.
Man, I tried pumpkin squats yesterday and it blew me right away. Because I love the huss, I shat a lot of fuck. That's the word I use for shit, because I swear on every bit! Fuck, fuckity, Streisand fuck!
by Senator Foreskin July 21, 2023
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Lottie Pumpkin

A random character made of pumpkins and clotted cream. Her favorite person is Jerry the duck. They also love hurricanes to get to the top shelf of meth.
My grandma used her hurricane to get the meth for Jerry and his stalker, Lottie Pumpkin.
by Lottiepumpkinlover34 October 18, 2019
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pumpkin

person 1:“awe! pumpkin is so cute!”
person 2: “she’s a cumslut
by co0chieman719 November 28, 2020
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