cat rolling down the hill problem

A physics problem involving a cat rolling down a hill. Commonly given when asked for physics answers.

"What's the answer to question 1?"
"What, the cat rolling down the hill problem?"

by ahsfiahkdsf September 26, 2020

That will be a future me problem

The phrase “That will be a future me problem” is as the phrase states. Whatever problem your are working on will be a future you problem.

Person 1- I did a half ass job on the car repair. “That will be a future me problem”

by Hankscolts December 2, 2022

If there's a pickle in your pocket it is probably tuesday

A phrase from a popular story where a flute player practices too much and ends up hating the thing she loves. After being given a pickle that "gets rid of problems" she attempts to play for the king and her flute disappears. Meaning her problem became her flute. This concert happened to be on a Tuesday in the story. This is used to say do not lose the enjoyment of doing something by doing it too much.

Friend 1: I just can't seem to wanna play this game anymore, I just get too stressed and always wanna win.
Friend 2: Well, they always say 'if there's a pickle in your pocket it is probably tuesday'. You should probably just play for fun before it ruins your love for playing.

by Dale cumberbatch September 10, 2023

probst

or routinely expressed as Probst!

Is a word invented in the backseat of a dodge caravan while when trying to shotgun beers so that a bears preseason game would not have to be witnessed sober, a butchered beerfest quote of the word 'prost' has turned into one of the world's greatest words. As a result this term has been routinely quoted by the persons friends and acquaintances.

A similar term of exact spelling and unknown origin and meaning has also been floating around and rumored to be recently engraved on a flask. This term is to not
be trusted as only one authentic copy of 'probst' is known to exist.

Probst to me!

by itstruesandy March 30, 2011

champagne problems

A small problem that is not really much of a problem at all if you were sober except you are too lit to solve it at the moment.

See crunck and first world problems.

I kicked off my shoes when I was dancing and now I can’t find them, champagne problems.

by Ooooma May 9, 2018

Bladder control problem

jake daniels pissed all over my floor one night cause he cant hold in his piss

jake daniels

by Danny Edwards March 23, 2003

probs nobs

A way of saying "probably" when you're not actually certain of the likelihood, much less have interest in, the topic of discussion. See antonym at probs not.

Tom: Do you think he's actually going to collect our homework?
You: Probs nobs. Just change the header of your last paper, I'm sure he won't notice.

by Mitchell Lane May 11, 2008