Princess Jaime

the ultimate leader of our modern society. she is a goddess who has blessed us all with her grace and beauty. but don't you dare refer to her as just "Jaime" or she will turn into the devil! she is a woman who conquers all with her prince charming by her side in titiville. all of the titvillians must wear specialized protector glasses, because her swagger is so unbeatable that it reflects happy titi beams that put you into phylactic shock. she may be naturally fun-sized, but her confidence is so strong that it added a few extra inches to her height. this chick makes snooki feel just as good as a pair of last seasons cowboy boots. all dem bitches must bow.

Matt: shh! the princess is coming! we must bow!
Kevin: I love you...Princess Jaime!

by servant lexii February 28, 2011

Princess Pissy

A bitchy female or gay man who throws temper tantrums at the smallest provocation or behaves immaturely when something is not going their way. Also dramatic, self-centered, immature and generally pissed off all the time at everything and everyone.

Philip: Ugh, God! I can't believe I had to sign for your stupid parcel. Don't you know how inconveniencing this is?

Jean: Oh, I'm sorry, your door is only next to the front door.

Charlotte (to Jean): God, I just heard. What a Princess Pissy.

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Philip: Oh Jean, is it your birthday this week?

Jean: Yes, it was yesterday

Philip: Oh. Are you sure it's not Monday?

Jean: Erm, yes. It was my birthday yesterday. That's why there is birthday cake on the table.

Philip: Oh, I thought the birthday cake was like a pre-birthday cake. I had you down as a bit of a birthday princess. Well 'Happy Birthday!' anyway.

Charlotte (to Jean): Hmm, so no apology, card or present.

Jean: That's Princess Pissy for you.

by Nina Tully April 6, 2011

pinnerholic

someone who is addicted to Pinterest

Someone who spends excessive time pinning things on Pinterest. A person who is addicted to alchol is an alcholic; someone who is addicted to Pinterest is a pinnerholic.

by Tacey Lynn January 19, 2012

Princess fortress

A vagina that is so beautiful when the man eats it or penetrates it the trumpets start blaring and he feels like he has just won a grand prize.

Her pussy looked so beautiful last night it was like going into a princess fortress.

by Princess gorgeous April 25, 2013

Prince Poseidon

Also known as Triton, Son of Poseidon.

Prince Poseidon may also refer to

Prince of the Salish

Hey, is that the Salish Prince?

Naw man, dass Prince Poseidon....you ain't herd.of hiiim? He's huge in Florida.

Oh, I thought he was from WA

by googlespander-gold-mine May 9, 2013

Prince'd

When you get removed from life for speaking the truth and for refusing to let liars continually lie. This could occur in the workplace, in public, amongst friends/acquaintances or anywhere in 'Murica. Especially in 'Murica.

All I said was that "the Illuminati ain't real" and then that bitch got me Prince'd!!

by HunkyDoraExplora May 23, 2016

Prince Karp

Similar to a Prince Albert except the piercing is affixed to an uncircumcised penis.

"Hey Jon, what kind of Prince Karp do you have on that little, crooked anteater of yours?" - Dustin

by Bigpun55 March 12, 2017