premacheer ejaculation

noun: a loud cheer ejaculated loudly and involuntarily during a sporting event when one thinks his or her team gained some ground, when it really was a play that favored the other team.

Sitting in the Brazil section of the futbol staduim, Jose emitted a premacheer ejaculation thinking his team's goalie had made the save, when the ball had actually rolled in. The other Brazil fans beat him up for his mistake.

by das.sprache.meister March 27, 2015

Premature Mopifacation

using a mop that is still dirty from the last time you used it

PREMATURE MOPIFACATION

by DaHelpfulUnic0rn June 17, 2015

prem hunter

Someone who seeks a younger person for a relationship or just a pull

That guy over there is manchesters biggest prem hunter

by Manchestarr August 7, 2015

Premature Evacuation

When people exit a building due to a drill or practice, however no actually emergency is occuring.

For the fire drill the students and staff did a premature evacuation of the school.

by CamIsCoolerThanTori October 26, 2015

Premature Immaculation

Putting Christmas decorations out/up before October, let alone November.

I went to the store to get some booze and all I saw was premature Immaculation. It's September .

by Mephistepheles November 18, 2015

Premature Turkjaculation

The act of making a Thanksgiving dinner in early November, as soon as the ingredients are on display.

The moment I saw a turkey on sale at the supermarket, I had a premature turkjaculation and cooked an entire feast.

by Phil Srobeighn January 19, 2016

premature fuckboi

A child under the age of 10 who should be pure and sweet, but due to a number of factors including shitty parents or the internet, they have become a fuckboi.

Yeah man, I ran into a premature fuckboi on Xbox Live today.

by MattyMo13 March 4, 2016