poot hatch

The posterior of an individual; anus.

After you poop, make sure you wipe your poot hatch thoroughly.

by Poot hatch December 20, 2013

poosterbaterprocrastinator

similar to Poopsterprocrasturbation but sounds better. means to poop and wank simultaneously when you have to do something more impotent to do

hi sol im a poosterbaterprocrastinator and proud

by moppalady February 1, 2014

Poot Shoot

A poot shoot is to take a photo or video of your own, or someone else's fecal, also known as shit, and distribute it in a sexual way, almost like like sending a nude photo

Parish was fired because he sent his boss poot shoot of soupy shit and asked him "who is your daddy?"
Parish sent a girl a poot shoot and she replied to him, "why did you send me a picture of your shit?"

by Nova Scotia Unibrow November 4, 2014

Pooter Slut

A girl who farts out of the vagina while having sex.

Emily is such a pooter slut! She farted so many times!

by EzioReilly December 20, 2014

poot melon

A Person, Place, or Thing that reminds you of the dirty ring of poop/dirt/dead skin that lays in a nasty toilet right around the area where the water hits. The idea of this person, place, or thing may conjure a strange and ugly facial expression referred to as THE POOT MELON DANK RANK GLARE. Most commonly compared to the advanced stages of the STANK FACE.

Molly just sits up here and talks about Tommy all the time. Gahh she is such a Poot Melon. Like gu-ross.

Rebecca is a big ole nasty Poot Melon

Oh, don't go to that party. Their apartment is a Poot Melon.

by rizzle ratchet June 3, 2014

pootainment

Using your device to entertain yourself while you poo.

Damn! I forgot my phone, no pootainment this poo.

by XoWJoX April 16, 2015

Poot

A person who is both a pleasure and a hoot (funny), a poot.

I had such a good time with you and couldn't stop laughing! You're such a poot!

by Chirpchirp July 7, 2015