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british position

A position, typical for a luxury vehicle made in the UK, on the back of a tow truck.
My Land Rover blew the motor once again, so it had to assume the British position on the back of the flatbed and was towed to the shop.
by Rover h8tr December 2, 2010
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annie position

Person 1: "Hey isnt that Annie Position?"
Person 2: "Whos that?"
Person 1: "A girl who will do any position"
by Bruuhhhhhh July 8, 2017
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Zoe's Aborted Fetus Position

When the bottom partner assumes the fetal position and holds they're ankles while laying on their side, the top partner initiates coitus in an almost doggy style manner but sideways.
OMG I loved it when my boyfriend Chad did Aborted Zoe's Aborted Fetus Position with me! It was like being reborn!
by AJ Jawbreaker April 2, 2019
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Positive Toxicity

Being so toxic to the point where you seem nice to others.
Person 1: Hey great job!

Person 2: Aww, thanks!
Person 3: Dont believe him, he’s actually very upset.
Person 2: What? But he seems so nice!
Person 3: No, he's using Positive Toxicity.
by GordonsLover January 23, 2022
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Posimistic

When someone is so positive and optimistic about life it becomes overbearing.
"Sally is always on and on about daily life affirmations, smiling at strangers, even smiling when a bird shits on you , its just so posimistic it's driving me insane!!"
by Poppingcandy December 24, 2016
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Succulant Lotus Position

The Succulant Lotus is an act in whit her two heterosexual humans grow sharp horns on their genitals whist performing intercourse, after both humans have orgasmed they grow Lotus’s on the horns. These flowers produce whales.
This couple often uses the Succulant Lotus Position
by God1925 July 16, 2018
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Posmic

"And it wasn't the first time Alex bought something for his girlfriend that was posmic."

"You really shouldn't buy a posmic car. It will burn up all the rice that you just bought."

"Everything in that store is posmic."
by ThisIsTheShirt August 2, 2014
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