A
person who follows every
single emo stereotype in the world. ie: tight jeans (
black), sweaters (red or
black), suspenders, converse, band t shirts, hats, jet
black dyed hair, straight hair covering their
face, long sleeves (to cover their "cuts")
they usually are someone who was cool one year and then the next they completely changed to be all emo. They shop at hot topic only and try to start new trends (hiking boots, platforms, gloves, etc). They try and act very smart. They wear scarves even in summer. They like to write depressing lyrics on themselves. They listen to depressing music and like to sing it to the world
they pretend to not care and they like to act all bad ass by piercing themselves or other masochistic things like that. They are EXACTLY the same as every other emo poser, so they should really just wake up and get their own style!!!
they also are most likely gay or bisexual or pretending to be.
"Why are you wearing your sister's jeans dude?"
"Oh, didn't you hear? I'
m emo now."
"....More like emo poser! Go wash that dye out of your hair, go wear looser jeans so I
don't have to see your
junk, take that lame piercing out, bandage up your wrists, and wash that sharpie off your arm, you damn wannabe!"
