Slow Poke

Some one who pokes back on facebook very very late

that tara girl is such a slow poke...

by getcrazygetwild September 20, 2010

Podestrian

A hopeless/hapless iPod fanboy who can't get over the fact that there are dozens of better mp3 players out there that cost half the price and have superior features and options.

Podestrian:I bought an iPod and therefore I'm better than you
Me:Right.....
*rolls his eyes
Podestrian:What was that about
Me:oh...nothing...
Podestrian:But iPods are so dang cool, and I can store 5000 songs
Me:oh, but my Zen can kick the crap out of your ipod and can store 10,000 songs for half the price
Podestrian:yeah...but...but...but...my iPod looks sexy!
Me:yeah...whatever

by m4l1c10u5 December 18, 2005

poke dude

A poke dude is someone that a gay guy uses for a fun fuck. Usually against his lover's knowing

jonny says," hey sam, want to be my poke dude so i can ram ya in the ass?"

by fredlynne January 21, 2005

Poeskont

An Afrikaans word fusing puss and cunt POES=Pussy Kont=cunt.
Usually directed to somebody as an insult.

You're a useless poeskont

by Malibran October 4, 2009

poke snot

Smoke pot.

1. Today sucked, let's poke snot to just chill out.

2. Dude, I want to poke some MAD snot right now.

by tessykinsss April 22, 2010

Pikes

The classiest man you will meet. He always keeps his stealthy cool, even in the sketchiest situations. He surfs will style and power and all the ladies love him. If you ever meet a Pikes consider yourself very lucky. You will be stunned by his handsomeness and happy personality.

Bella: Man, I think that Pikes is really hot!
Sally: Then why don't you marry him!
Bella: Shut up you freaking troll and be like Pikes.

by BlakeLikesToooPartyBoiz May 10, 2016

zombie poke

getting a hard on and sticking it into a bag or bucket of ice. keep the hard on by watching some porn or have your woman keep you hard. then once it goes numb stick it into the girls puss. or for the real poke in the ass. and its just a poke cause the cold should only last the firs entry.

tonight i think my girl is going to feel the chill. I'm going to zombie poke her

by hymen123456 May 7, 2009