butt pirate

In addition to the other definitions, the pirate is often named "Dicky Nicky" and is of Indian descent. His combination of wanting butt pleasures (in reference to Mooj from 40-Year-Old Virgin) and choosing unsuspecting victims makes him the scariest butt pirate of them all.

Why is that guy so obsessed with butt pleasures?

Because he's the BUTT PIRATE!

by annonymousfemaleoneaton June 21, 2010

pirate smoker

the act of being gay; homosexuality at its greatest

Greg is a pirate smoker.

by Zo, Joose, and Jeff March 21, 2003

pirot

A small canoe-like boat, usually for only one person. It's powered with a paddle held by the person. Cajun word, mostly used in southern Louisiana.

He pulled his pirot onto the shore.

by Efflixi June 12, 2006

secret pirate island

Also known as Hong Kong, according to an episode of the Simpsons.

"Where did you get this DVD from?"
"Secret Pirate Island."
"oooooh, Hong Kong."

by Vee Are Are Schee July 15, 2004

Protection

1) A knife, a firearm, or some other type of concealable weapon that is commonly used by individuals living in a relatively violent or dangerous area.

2) P.R.O.T.E.C.T.I.O.N. Personal Renegade Of The Expressive Condition To Influence Obvious Negativity.

'Round here, suckas need protection. Betta check yo'self, homie.

by T Hizzle April 5, 2005

murkin card protector

A genital wig that is used to protect someones cards while playing poker.

To avoid them being mucked by the dealer.

Dont touch my cards they have a murkin card protector on it.

by Snapple Yoni March 6, 2007

Pirate Hooker

A female, often a teenager, who has stored an array of "cargoes" in her "hull." More than a typical whore on land, she often ventures into the high seas, in search of her next victim and often later wears the man's balls on necklace. Even though she gets around like a wheel, she lacks skill and the man is underwhelmed by her tactics, and in some extreme cases, the man cannot even ejaculate because he can only focus on how badly he has to pee. She doesn't have scurvy, but what she has rhymes with it (starts with an H). She's been tossed up more than your average baseball, but just like with playing catch in the backyard, there's always a chance you'll lose you ball(s).

R: Whatch out for that one track girl, she's a pirate hooker.
J: I know, jiggah, i learned the hard way.

by rusty9 June 23, 2010