red phone

verb:
red | fohn
To intentionally reject an unwanted or unwelcome call on one's cell phone.

Dude, Chris just red phoned me!

Shit! What a douche! Wonder what you did to piss him off!

by tragictoys June 19, 2010

Banana Phone

A rather entertaining animated show on many websites. I personally saw it first on ebaumsworld.com.

I can summarize the plot by saying that it's about a song called Banana Phone that makes people insane.

Man, I love Banana Phone! ...But I've had it stuck in my head for three days! It's kind of annoying.

by Ben Kenobi June 4, 2005

phone job

The act of pleasuring ones self by taking 2 phones (cordless or not doesnt matter) and putting them on either side of the your penis and then masterbating with the phones. The experience can sometimes be better if someone is talking on the phone during this act.

Dude, my mom called me last night and while she was talking i gave my self a phone job. Best one ever.

by Joe Coupons July 2, 2006

phone jones

Someone who loves to talk on da phone

Steve has been on the phone for three hours he really got a phone jones

by dogmeatz January 18, 2008

Phone Aids

Something that Brennen has.

Me: Brennen you have phone aids.
Brennen: What are phone aids?
Me: You're too young Brennen.

by a cr33p3r January 8, 2012

phone sitting

a practice refined by "captain morgan".........drunken action where your cell phone is up your ass while you act like a biatch thinking about doing the brad.

Morgan was in deep phone sitting on new years eve while dreaming about doing the brag at the Borgata

by the lobe January 3, 2005

Phone Relations

This is a special kind of relationship, between two long distant people, who have never met in person...usually starting with normal conversation and ending with duel masturbation. On rare occasions it is only a masturbation (phone sex) session. Sometimes only a weekend type of deal.

Steven and Susan are phone friends, they share phone relations.

by dreamer8402 April 16, 2009