Period Gas

Sour, rancid, and generally intolerable gas that results from menstruation. Cramp pressure builds and forces foul odors to burst out and escape from the anus in rapid succession. Period gas cannot be controlled and typically lasts for 12-16 hours.

I have cramps and severe period gas. Did you get a whiff of Erica's period gas?

by Cody1998 January 26, 2011

Period head

Someone with wonderful red hair that is actually gray and shaped like a mushroom.

"You got your period!"
"Can I use it? my roots are starting to show."
"Sure thang period head."

by WealthyBigPeni$ February 19, 2010

Period.

The morpheme added to an extensive line of bullshit to alter the meaning into an "alternative" fact.

Use the suffix -ically when the time frame of the fact is also "alternative".

-Melania loves Donald, not his money. Period.

-This guy is going to make America great again. Period.

by It is what it is. January 28, 2017

percolating poo

The feeling that the diarrhea in your guts is gurgling up & down your GI tract, sometimes happens just before the 2 minute warning.

I shouldn't eat at taco hell, I don't feels so good, I feel like I'm percolating poo, I think, I will go home before I get a 2 minute warning.

by Orotfotze Fred Dryer October 12, 2010

Perdouchebag

A dick who has surpassed the status of a douchebag. Named After Rodney.

David: A yo Fat Bitch.
Lawrence: Do you know her?
David: i know she's Fat.
Lawrence: You are such a Perdouchebag.

by Sparky Jonezz November 20, 2010

Peeoouup

1. To annoy someone with a strange word

2. To let others know you don't care what they're saying

3. To be funny

While Kellen played video games with his friend, the other kids online were being stupid so Kellen said "peeoouup" to show them he couldn't care less what they were saying.

Johns girlfriend was talking to her friends so he snuck up behind and said "peeoouup" to be bothersome

by theoutcasted1 May 5, 2012

period stomach

The stomach ache and subsequent bathroom incidents associated with being on, or being close to starting, your period. This can interfere with dates, meetings, and especially exercise. The connection between the uterus and bowels remains largely a mystery.

I want to go for a run, but I have period stomach and I don't want to poo my pants.

by shakalaka999 May 5, 2014