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The Patched Backpack

Lindsey Lohan's pussy
Yo dude i saw you going into the bedroom with the patched backpack last night!
by Backpacking across the US March 12, 2011
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Gnat Patch

by Kooziez July 19, 2011
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soft patch

What you need to land on -- especially when falling from a great height.
Friend: Listen, friend, I can't pull you up. You need to let go... swing your body and aim for the soft patch.

You: OMG. OMG. OMG.

Friend: The soft patch is right to the left of those jagged boulders and just to the right of that rusty metal fence. Aim for that soft patch.

You: *cries*
by babysparks August 6, 2011
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Pole Patch

The international symbol for homosexuality, used by homo's world wide to symbol that their mouth has a distinct taste for pole
Wow... Gian actually has a Pole Patch... No wonder his facebook doesn't give a sexual preference.
by Todd the destroyer June 15, 2011
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Take me to the pumpkin patch

When you are trying to have sex with a girl or guy with a big (pumpkin) butt and your penis is too small so you rub your “pumpkin stem” in their butt cheeks to create friction to get off.
Things got weird. She took me to the pumpkin patch.

We went to the pumpkin patch last night

She said take me to the pumpkin patch and I came in her cheeks.
by DJMAA November 17, 2023
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Gang Patch

A Gang Patch is a tattoo with a certain design representing the Gang. Also can be referred to a type of patch on a jacket or hat etc. Most gangs require some sort of action to be able to have it put on. Rumor has it that they hold souls in the tattoos especially the notorious gangs such as AB which supposedly is #1 for carrying soulz.
Think twice before getting a Gang Patch because it is for life and you will have to earn it in a undescribable way and if you do something against the rules you'll have to get the patch removed which in most cases it will be cut out, just remember it ain't nothing to joke about.
by CARTEL STYLE LLC November 19, 2023
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The D (Dennis R) (post 1.1 patch)

The D is a mystical being who is an accomplice of The J. He used to be called Dennis R, but the community slowly started shifting towards calling him "The D" as the merchandising started to feature the latter name.

The D has received various buffs and debuffs throughout this update. He is no longer as prone to getting debuffed by missfosters or The J. However, his attack stat has become reduced while his defense stat has been increased, making him more of a tanky pick.

The D's number one move, "Neverending Anger", has been greatly buffed in that it now also boosts his defense.
Man, I was almost killed by The D (Dennis R) (post 1.1 patch) yesterday.

broooo..... The D (Dennis R) (post 1.1 patch) is so powerful he opened the door when two people were blocking it.....

I wish I could have my very own The D (Dennis R) (post 1.1 patch)!
by Follower of Dennis R and The J January 16, 2024
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