Wet patch survivor

A child who's father is a wanker

All my children are wet patch survivors their father is a wanker

by Gmadilemma August 13, 2022

Muffin Patch

A girl names Sophie

Heyyy honey bun
Heyyy muffin patch

by HoneyBunzes May 17, 2023

Watermelon Patch

A large amount of hair in the center of the lower back above the butt crack.

There’s not a lot of hair on his back but he’s got a huge watermelon patch.

by KG6 February 22, 2021

patch of infinity

bandaging up a permanent scar. pointlessness.

why doesn't rob get a nose job?
that would just be a patch of infinity

by fuckoffdick December 11, 2010

squirt patch

the best squirt candy next to wareed's and recently

"bro do you want a wareed's or a squirt patch"

by sexualmonkeyhasunclesex October 17, 2024

Dat Patch Panel

Dance similar to "nothing" original dance created by Jones, Kim, Love, and Bill!
lean to the right reach up with your hand and pretend to plug in then lean to the left reach down with your hand and pull out!

"James was cranking dat patch panel!"
"Damn whats Silvernail doing? He doin dat patch panel"
"Do what you do but crank dat patch panel"

by mrdre225 March 27, 2008

Pirates Patch

When a female performs oral sex on a male only to pull out his penis and poke her in eye.

Friend 1: Did you see Suzy's lazy eye!?

Friend 2: Yeah, I went over her house last night and gave her the Pirates Patch.

by Samsquatch_91 August 26, 2016