Some chick: Do you think Parker is too hot for me??
Friend: “You mean that string bean, Mathew Broderick, Inspector Gadget looking ass mother fucker you crazy psycho???”
Friend: “You mean that string bean, Mathew Broderick, Inspector Gadget looking ass mother fucker you crazy psycho???”
by Tomdelongesass October 9, 2020
Get the Parkermug. A demented cuck who barely graduated high school and will probably work at a Chipotle or a KFC for the rest of his miserable life.
by Brendyne May 13, 2020
Get the Parkermug. parker is a very nice and outgoing girl. she will come off as shy first but to her close friends, she is very loud and will be herself. she thinks lots of people are attractive and her crushes don’t last for long. she knows she is very pretty but will never say it out loud. her friendships will usually last years, but so will her enemies. she stays true to her personality her whole life and doesn’t change for anyone.
boy #1: wow look at parker she’s so pretty
boy#2: yeah but she seem so shy
parker’s best friend: trust me she’s not shy
boy#2: yeah but she seem so shy
parker’s best friend: trust me she’s not shy
by mandy callus May 30, 2020
Get the parkermug. by Monkey 524 January 7, 2020
Get the Parkermug. He’s not the brightest of the bunch. He is always getting stuck and will need help but he is a loyal friend and a kind person
Parker what the hell are you doing
by Mustardmen July 4, 2019
Get the Parkermug. Parker's are the hottest boys you'll ever meet. They will make you smile. They are very attracted to Emily's. If you see the 2 of them together you have no match to make another couple. Parker's can break your heart but you will never stop loving them. They are very awesome people and you will really want to get to know them. Parker's are not fit for girls with the name ISABELLA. If you find yourself with a Parker then you will want to put your cowboy boots on because chances are you to will end up on a beautiful ranch. So if your name is Parker and your reading this go find yourself a girl named Emily because she will become the best thing that will happen to your life and do not let her go. I AM WARNING YOU IT WOULD BE THE WORST MISTAKE.
Emily: Who is that over there?
Isabella: That's Parker, i should go date him!
Emily: No you would be horrible for him, that hottie is all mine
Parker: I love you Emily, your perfect for me!
Isabella: That's Parker, i should go date him!
Emily: No you would be horrible for him, that hottie is all mine
Parker: I love you Emily, your perfect for me!
by JANE776543 May 5, 2021
Get the parkermug. by spreespree March 18, 2022
Get the Axe Parkermug.