Schlond poofa

Schlond poofa is the pet name used for anus, a play on "schlong puffer". While some people refer to their back door as a "tailpipe", there is a movement to refers to a car's tailpipe as this back door euphamism.

The vandals put sugar in his gas tank and a potato in his schlond poofa.

by jolyrojr September 27, 2021

poofed

means to have stolen something or to have your stuff stolen

Damn yo he just poofed ya shit.

Man i straight poofed her phone.

by Naj13 June 27, 2011

Poofta

A man or object formally know as pelix manchez married to Nanstink mcmussle...

Hey mate you look like a poofta Rockin that bow..

by Johnny useless July 30, 2019

poofer

Female sexual organ, commonly called the vagina, pussy, twat, cunt, box, lips, etc.

Man I want to rip that hoes poofer up!

by OJP July 10, 2003

poofter

see also 'Hillsy'

That poofter is such a HILLSY!

by Kevin Rowland August 8, 2003

Poofydoboo

when ur computer teacher smokes pot

ms gooz is poofydoboo

by computer looney May 26, 2004

Pooflinch

You're bodie's instinctive reaction to do when you don't know if the cold toilet water will poke you when the first turd leaves your anus.

*in bathroom and friend walks by*
Friend: Hey, you alright in there?
You: yeah I just Pooflinched because the; toiletwater splashed on me bum.

by White Casper Cream September 14, 2016