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dick pocket

n. 1. another name for pussy, 2. a jerk
Man, that guy is such a dick pocket.
by Susannah_ September 20, 2007
mugGet the dick pocketmug.

pocket time

this term is based off of "pocket change" and is used similarly but in reference to time rather than money.
if someone asked you if you could afford a new lexus you might reply, "pocket change, fool." so, if someone asked if you had enough time to run to wal-mart and pick up some toilet paper you could say, "pocket time" which would be synonymous with saying, "of course."
by s beskow March 9, 2010
mugGet the pocket timemug.

Pocket Hottie

Guy1: did you see that Pocket Hottie
Guy2: yeah she was really hot
by bobbyjack75 February 4, 2010
mugGet the Pocket Hottiemug.

waffle pocket

Another name for a woman’s crotch
Did you see the way her waffle pocket looked in those pants?
by Wise Old Owls May 29, 2018
mugGet the waffle pocketmug.

pocket chocolate

When it's that time of the month and a girl puts chocolate in her pockets to eat throughout the day.
Guy: What's in your pocket?
Girl: Just some pocket chocolate!
by Teenage Girl March 3, 2014
mugGet the pocket chocolatemug.

hot pocket

when you fall asleep with your dick in a girl and wake up feeling warm you call it a hot pocket
man i fell asleep during sex and when i woke up it felt like a hot pocket
by darkoathangel May 17, 2020
mugGet the hot pocketmug.

Pocket Omelette

(n.) The result of a vicious strike to the groin that breaks a man's eggs and destroys his sausage.
He will never be the same again after that pocket omelette.
by gcrunk March 19, 2010
mugGet the Pocket Omelettemug.

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