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Post nut olive branch

A post nut olive branch is where a man extends his arm out for a cuddle following sex. This signifies that the man doesn’t hate his sexual partner and is ready to enjoy her company again
I think I might like her bro, I had accidentally extended the post nut olive branch last night

gimmick poster

A member of a forum or news group who takes on some personality in the form of something familiar or comical.

A gimmick poster typically will not reveal personal details about their selves or opinions unless it matches the persona they have created or are borrowing from.

Note: Most Gimmick Posters are multis. typically they are well known regular members of the forum or newsgroup.
You know that HomerSimpson is actually JohnDoe123 dont you? yeah, he's just another multi. JohnDoe123 is always makeing up new Gimmick Posters.
gimmick poster by Sykko December 29, 2008

procrastination post

The posts you make on Facebook or any other social network while putting off some pressing school assignment.
Catherine's looking at reddit comments instead of studying. Thats all fine and dandy, but I don't wanna see any more of her procrastination posts

ex-post retracto 

The term for when you leave a response to someone's post, then they take down the post.
My brilliant response to their Facebook status update was ex-post retractoed when they deleted their status.
ex-post retracto by Dr John April 1, 2010

Monkey Positive 

Monkey positive means that your arm span is greather than your height.
That guy with the long arms, he must be monkey positive.
Monkey Positive by JossyF March 17, 2011

Warship Pose 

The art of the cellphone selfie whilst trying to look as muscular as possible.

Step 1: Ball one hand in a fist or cellphone-holding position, this is your leading hand.
Step 2: With your second hand, clutch at or near the leading arm's wrist, this is your support hand.
Step 3: Simultaneously crane your neck and shoulders forward while tensing your traps.
"He did the pose. He did the Warship Pose. The Warship Pose. It was a graveyard smash."
Warship Pose by Dennis Richter November 9, 2012