Pakistani Pickle

A sexual act in which a man dips his cock in vinegar, straps a firecracker to said cock, lights the firecracker and vigorously shags his female companion until the firecracker explodes.

Roy was distraught when he found out his wife had been cheating on him, but instead of getting angry, he just gave her the Pakistani Pickle and ended both of their sex lives.

by El Stumpo Loco May 16, 2019

Pickle Day

In the male dominated construction industry this is a slapstick name for Fridays...because you stand around on Fridays “playing with your pickle” instead of working.

Friday morning, got it made.
Jack me off with a saw-zall blade.

Don’t give me no dirty looks,
Another 40 in the books.

So, throw some hands, and shout hurray...smile it’s fuckin pickle day!!!

by Spoonie Shears October 18, 2019

Vickle pickle

Just like a dickle pickle but instead of a dick it’s a vagina pic

I sent a great vickle pickle to my boyfriend last night

by Sugaronastick November 15, 2019

pickle grit

A real fucking wanker

Stop being a damn pickle grit

by Word_god_bitchzzz December 15, 2016

pickle plankton

Another word for calling someone a dick, hence the word pickle is another word meaning penis

Friend: That guy is being such a pickle plankton.
Me: What does that mean?
Friend: It's another word meaning dick.

by hithereurbandiconary June 11, 2017

Pickle Pirate

A man who sucks a married mans pee pee

wife of guy1: YOU ARE SUCH A PICKLE PIRATE GUY2
guy2: NO IM NOT
guy1: HE ONLY SUCKED IT ONCE

by ihatepickles:( October 10, 2018

pickle nuts

A vinigar/ salty smell produced between the inner thigh and scrotum after a long day of sweat producing activities such as construction work or working out at the gym.

I've been working all day and have a bad case of the Pickle nuts.

by Handsome Rice September 3, 2016