Peanut Butter Crap Sunday

This is where you take your own crap after having sex with someone one (only once) and put peanut butter over it. Then you turn it into Sunday. Once your victim wakes up they will he surprised with a great smelly (insta worthy) peanut butter crap Sunday
Hey bro did you beat about the Peanut Butter Crap Sunday that girl got last night? It was crazy
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peanut butter pretzel

The male partner must go for a workout and get his penis extremely sweaty and salty. The other partner will then put peanut butter in their bellybutton . The male partner will then dip his penis in the peanut butter and the other must lick it off. It will taste like a peanut butter pretzel
I had the most amazing peanut butter pretzel with your mom last night
by angry dragon master June 26, 2014
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Peanut butter necklace

It's like a pearl necklace but made of poop.
"Last night when my girlfriend passed out I gave her a peanut butter necklace because I am breaking up with her "
by MadResults December 23, 2024
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hot peanut butter fart

When you eat an excessive amount of peanut butter and you're slightly intolerant. You fart and it comes out like hot smooth peanut butter. None of the poots in-between. Just a whole lot of hot smooth air. And you aren't sure if it left peanut butter in your pants.
Oh man... That was a hot peanut butter fart. I'll be right back.
by Nutterbutterfart March 05, 2020
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Peanut butter and jealous

Something a brown dachshund might say as an insult while in a fight with a yellow cat wearing a pink collar
"Is that what you eat for lunch everyday? A peanut butter and jealous sandwich?"
by Angel66666 May 23, 2022
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Peanut Butter Panic

The scared, panicky feeling you get when you see poop on your dick after having anal sex with someone.
Person 1: How was your fist time having anal sex?
Person 2: It was great, until I pulled out and I got the Peanut Butter Panic
by deltabeta April 04, 2021
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Peanut butter doggy

When u cover your penis in peanut butter and have ur partner lick it all off. After you ejaculated in their mouth u gave them swallow your peanut butter flavored load.
I had my lady luck all the oeanut butter off me like a good peanut butter doggy and gave her a treat st the end
by Dirtyjoe09 June 14, 2024
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