Pain-gasm

A woman achieving an orgasm solely through the use of sand paper condoms

Travis; I gave this girl a pain-gasm last night
Ben; really? Nice, where did you the the sandpaper condoms
Sam; he got them from me, I know a guy

by Dr travis11 July 10, 2009

Paige

Paiges are usually skinny, tall, blond, and have blue eyes. They are athletic and pretty. Paiges play many sports, but her main one is basketball. All girls want to be friends with her but she only has a few close ones that she selects. One day she's your friend, the next she's not. But girls still love her. Boys always like her. She's one of the most popular girls. Paiges are generally nice and are outgoing.

Paige

by :):):):):):):)):):):):):):):)) May 31, 2013

Paige story

A fairly short to medium length story with basically no plot or point. Originating from Paige, the master of all meaningless stories.

Paige: hey i have this cool story. today i went outside and there was a bunny in the yard. it was eating grass i think. and then it heard the door shut behind me and it hopped away into my crazy neighbor's yard...

Me: what the fuck... that was a paige story.

by moonbeamsexypants January 12, 2009

Facebook pain

Facebook pain (or Status Infliction) occurs when a 'friend' or ex-partner you sill have feelings for gushes about their new lover.

Some examples of Facebook pain:

- Can't wait to see my girl tonight
- 2 hours! A new personal best ;-)
- Liam went from being "single" to "in a relationship" <3
- I have the best girlfriend ever :p
- Moving in with my girl
- Cuddled up on the sofa watching telly together
- Here is a picture of us in one another's arms

by OneUnintended November 9, 2011

house of pain

Kentucky Gentleman.

Josh: Man, what is the matter with you?

Jon: I am a resident of the house of pain and they won't let me leave.

by PhineasGage January 24, 2010

Paignton

Paignton is a small seaside resort in Devon, England. It is widely known for the large amount of chavs, drug dealers and various other criminals inhabiting its food banks.

"You can tell that kid's from Paignton because he wears a flat cap and trakkies..."

by Olly Chav August 24, 2016

Painfail

A person who has a low pain threshold and whines about pain, they also force the blame onto their friends.

Painfail also describes someone or something failing so bad that it is hard to watch.

A: Look at him, it's disgusting, it's just a bruise.
B: It's painfail, he needs to main up.

A: Wow, that's painfail to watch.
B: Why is his arm bent like ... oh, ouch.

by Jaxonxx September 30, 2009