Hearty P

Pronounced like “Cardi B,” a Hearty P is an episodic heart palpitation—your heart skips a beat.

Haven’t had a Hearty P before? Stalk your crush from behind some bushes and try not to get caught. Watch The Exorcist with the lights off. Or simply try to run a mile while trying to recover from your dollar store vape addiction.

Did you see that girl? She nearly gave me a Hearty P.

by cabbage-was-here April 24, 2023

Rancid P

Sunny-D and cheap vodka, guzzled by Baltimore housewives.

That woman at the Ravens game had about 10 Rancid Ps before she vomited down my back

by Fisher666 May 16, 2016

Pushin P’s

When you get your penis and wack it against your friend/homie’s penis.

Yo, I caught Max and Derrick Pushin P’s earlier. I thought they were brothers.

by Laibah February 8, 2022

P Flan

To urinate while fingering one's anus.

I just P Flan'd all over the floor last night. My room mate was pissed, to say the least.

by TheKeating November 8, 2010

q-p

quater pound of marijuana

I just sold a q-p

by mosdef June 18, 2003

Master p

Ok, VERY SIMPLE! A bitch :|

He cant rap.... MAKE EM SAY UUUUUUUUUUH!

by Rahim February 26, 2005

P-Shift

The abbreviation of Physical Shift.

In theory, a P-Shift would include any physical change from a therian to that of their phenotype, or animal.
However, as there are no documented cases of people physically becoming animals, P-Shifts are fantasy and nothing more.

See also: M-Shift, Astral Shift, and Phantom Limbs.

She claims to P-Shift? Pfft, just ignore her.

by Winter Paws January 19, 2007