Definitions by mosdef

The Jones test 

The Jones test it to test whether you should fuck a girl. Before fucking a girl ask yourself "Can i imagine myself ever having kids with this girl?" If the answer is yes, then and ONLY then can you fuck her.

1."Dude, i fucked this crazy girl and i can't get rid of her now"

2."What the hell, did you not do the Jones test on her first?"

The Jones test by MosDef May 25, 2020

THROWED 

1. Straight CRUNKED.

2. When you are crazy bout someone and they are constantly on your mind.

#2 example:
Man, that boy's got me throwed!

THROWED by MosDef February 24, 2005

tetrahydracannibanol 

(N.) THC, >with flavor crystals< the reason for investing in chrondo. Cause MECCY CONTAINS NO THC.

Sticky-icky-icky. That shit's been dipped in honey and rolled in suga!

tetrahydracannibanol by mosdef July 18, 2003

doh-doh 

slang for marijuana

where the doh-doh at?!

doh-doh by mosdef June 25, 2003

eighter

3.5 ounces of marijuana

all I got's an eighter.
60 an eighter is a CRIME!

eighter by mosdef June 18, 2003

q-p 

quater pound of marijuana

I just sold a q-p

q-p by mosdef June 18, 2003

o-zer

an ounce of marijuana

I scored an o-zer for 3-hundo

o-zer by mosdef June 18, 2003