The definition of MUNCH is a person who is "R00ted" deep within the earth as the "R00ts" intertwine with the underworld. The Tree of "Munch" is an "OAK" and is "Caucasian" to "B00t" The long "Branches" of the tree reach way up into the "stratosphere" where "myth" says they reach "celestial" heights. Someone who is from out of this world would be what we call "Neo" in the "Matrix" not to mention "commando" "Arnold" "Conan The Barbarian" This MUNCH isn't just a stop by and whine and complain about shit while his or her "mates" go for a "smoke" or get a "bite" A MUNCH is a "TABLE" where EVERYONE can come sit and or stand and enjoy the the conversation and most "Importantly" the "FOOD" "NOM NOM"....
Munch is the life of the party and will overlook from a "B.E.W" (birds eye view) to make sure that all the guests are taken care of, because guests; Always comeback #tampax
Munch is the life of the party and will overlook from a "B.E.W" (birds eye view) to make sure that all the guests are taken care of, because guests; Always comeback #tampax
Whoa MUNCH really pulled his shit together for this evening...
Munch really hit the Nail on the "head" with his "Neo"-They say she used to be a P.I.S
Munch really hit the Nail on the "head" with his "Neo"-They say she used to be a P.I.S
by The-Raw-Dog-N-Bail August 28, 2022
Get the MUNCHmug. by gaminggoalie YT April 20, 2023
Get the toby is a munchmug. 
by Big_T_lil_y March 16, 2023
Get the rug-munching stink fingermug. sympathy munch is when your friend is trying to initiate a unrequested FFM threesome and couldn't get the male to be erect so you offer to eat them out, out of pity bc you have secondhand embarrassment.
my friend came out and started trying to give my other friend head and he wouldn't get hard. so I gave her a sympathy munch
by letsgodoabump October 27, 2021
Get the Sympathy Munchmug. The act of taking a girl out for some delicious brunch then taking her back to your place to "munch" on her vagina.
by CrashWhoa July 26, 2017
Get the Brunch and Munchmug.