Sports

A type of sex game

Bedroom sports....do you do soft and hard sports.

by Lerryberry October 1, 2018

Sports

the thing where you put a thing into another thing and win something, americas state-sponsored religion

Sports are how you were born.

by IDONTHAVEANAMEANYMORE June 11, 2017

Public Sports Discord

AN EVEN SHITTIER VERSION OF Faf Wrestling Discord which is way way better

Public sports discord sucks

Fwd rocks

by fafrules June 26, 2021

Sport

A sport is a Competition based Competition with Competionion things. It doesn´t REQUIRE physical skills. It is an (competitive) athletic activity requiring skill OR physical Expertise. Which means it does NOT require physical skills.

(I only wrote this to say I found ACTUAL evidence of A definition without hysicla Activity. TAKE THAT LANGUAGE ARTS!!!)

Smort Boi: E-sports are ACTUAL SPORTS!!!

NoobBoi: NO THEY NOT!!! tHEY no HAve pHiSyChIcAl SkIlZ!!!

Smort Boi: You No need pHiSyChIcAl SkIlz

NoobBoi: Oh rly???

Smort Booi: Ye

NoobBoi: :o waow so Coolio

Smort Boi: Ye

IdotBOI: Chess aint a sport doe...

NoobBoui: :o

Smort Boi: YE IT IS!!!

IdotBOI: Nu Neither es el ~Debate~

Smort Boi: You little Meanie Muffin-

by Skeppyyy January 11, 2021

Sports Crew

The kids in school that take sports way to seriously and only hangout with out people in sports crew

That kid seems nice I'm gonna go talk to him
No man don't
Why?
He's in sports crew
Aw fuck.

by Chad Slap April 2, 2015

Sports scrub

All shitty bum at sports who talks shit like they are the best but really sucks at the sport they are claiming to be a goat at.

Listen marcus, you are a sports scrub, never mention sports again in your life you suck!

by Jaygotdajuice30 April 6, 2017

Not a sport

Used by one or all of the following
Nba fans
Soccer fans
Fatherless

Virgins
Cut from JV Basketball team as a Senior
Sister got shagged by lax bro
Mom got shagged by lax bro
Anime dweebs with Anime PFP (also usually virgins or sister fuckers)

Not a sport, what sport is this, it a real sport

by LaxlaxlaxlaxStitutes June 18, 2023