Jibb-Juice

Hard liquor, maninly Vodka and lots of it.

Dude, I got so biffed on Jibb-Juice last night. I woke up and my pillow was hurting my head. Then I thought to myself, I'm Jibbed!

by Jibbee October 18, 2009

Slow juice

Slow juice mean that your worse than STUUPID like you actually have no brain

Mom: what 5x5
Son: 97
Mom: you fucking slow juice

by Wp._Shiz December 15, 2019

juice the moose

to juice the moose is to pass gas,to cut the cheese.

Dude,you better roll down the window because i am about to juice the moose.

by MichaeltranUSA November 30, 2017

$12 juice

Freshly pressed juice a Twitter Engineer buys with a $160,000 salary. Although he is struggling to make ends meet, the $12 juice is a necessity to the engineer's well being.

A: Dude, I can't live in the Bay Area anymore.
B: I know, it's way too expensive here!
C: Yeah! I can't have enough of these $8 bagels and $12 juices though.

by BowTieFrenchFry March 1, 2017

lesbian juice

Lemon-lime Gatorade

Tom: did you see zoey drinking lesbian juice?
Jerry: what’s lesbian juice?
Tom: it’s another name for lemon-lime Gatorade.
Jerry: why is lemon-lime Gatorade called lesbian juice?
Tom: cause that’s what lesbians drink, duhhhh.

by Buttsweatlol March 30, 2021

Brain Juice

Referring to the amount of cognitive function someone has relative to a period of time. It can be used as a general gauge for creativity, energy, mental capacity, etc. Similar context to gasoline as fuel for a car.

"There's no way I can work on this project, I'm out of brain juice after that test."
"Get some sleep, it'll help you get back some brain juice"

by jaikomodo December 10, 2021

Gerbil Juice

The slurry that is produced from inserting a gerbil into ones' rectum.

"John's ass was leaking gerbil juice all over the carpet after he tried smuggling a couple of gerbils in his prison pocket. "

by Sir Blumpkin February 23, 2015