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Deep Shit Nine

1. The deepest part of the rectum, beyond Zones 1 and 2.

2. A circle of drab towns on the periphery of London, notably Watford, Croydon and Slough; also Wembley, Stevenage, Harlow, Basildon, Thamesmead, Crawley, Slough and Hemel Hemstead.

Zone 2 takes in places like Harlesden, Romford, Woolwich, Lewisham and Brixton.

Zone 1 consists of gentrified, boho and hipster areas such as Hampstead, Highgate, Dalston, Hoxton, Islington, Greenwich, Fitzrovia, Soho, Kensington, Notting Hill, Richmond, Chiswick, Kingston upon Thames, and Ealing.

Belgravia and Mayfair are off the map.
Definition 1: "I lubed up the dildo and bang: straight into Deep Shit Nine.

Definition 2: "How about we give Dalson a miss and take an Uber to Deep Shit Nine?
by Jack Jazz 1 June 9, 2018
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One at nine

The dumbest Fucking speech and debate request ever to fall into existence
Ex: “can I get a one at nine and a first at ten, if I get there? “

“No you sloppy bitch
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The old nine ton slap' la dap

When somebody get absolutely manhandled to the point of near death.
So Jake got The old nine ton slap' la dap yesterday his funeral will be next month.

Mason is currently about to release The old nine ton slap' la dap no one in his vicinity will survive not even the children.
by -UnderscoreFresh- January 5, 2019
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The back nine

(AU/NZ) When you sink 9 cones in a row.
Hey bro, do you reckon we could finish the back nine?
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National "THE NINE" DAY

Have one of your closest friends draw all over your arm(s)

If your birthday falls on the holiday your closest friend gets to hit you as well
December 17th is the holiday
You: hey do you know what day it is
One of closest friends: no what day is it
You: national "THE NINE" DAY Where you are allowed to draw all over my arm(s)
One of closest friends: it is I've never heard of it but ok
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by the nine I'm tweakin'

ur done. Finished. Left the body.

ran outta copium
"drinks too many mochi staminan spark"
"BY THE NINE I'M TWEAKIN'-"
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Eiffel sixty-nine

When you have a foursome (at least) where two people engage in 69 and two people deliver penetration to the 69ing participants at the same time. Nice. An advanced Eiffel Tower. Way different from Eiffel 65 except for the part where someone might turn blue da bu dee da ba di
I'm sorry Sarah, this is an Eiffel sixty-nine. Next time bring a friend
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