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I need to feed my geese

Humorous term for stating dat you hafta pause a moment to use your handkerchief, and thus you'll be making one or more loud "honking" noises. Generally said more frequently during da chillier months.
Saying, "I need to feed my geese" can indeed be a light-hearted way of informing your present company dat your nasal passages need clearing, but an even more delightfully-silly phrase to use might be, "I need to honk my air-horns"; said latter statement is also a more "obvious" way of saying it, since it more-closely resembles what you're needing to do.
by QuacksO December 30, 2022
mugGet the I need to feed my geesemug.

Josh Needs a Boat

A cocktail made with black cherry vodka, sprite and blue curaçao; garnished with a lemon and cherry.
Hi, I’ll take a Josh needs a boat. I’ve had a long day!
by Bottomsup7 May 18, 2023
mugGet the Josh Needs a Boatmug.

That’s what the squad needed

Something your friend used annoyingly in irony
Charlie: yo bro that cursed image of cursed miku is just what the squad needed
Savannah: go to hell
*savannah points gun and shoots*
That’s what the squad needed
by Nezuko with a gun October 9, 2020
mugGet the That’s what the squad neededmug.

Saddle needs to paddle

Sadie or Zora if your reading this in the future hey mamas saddle maryyy gross hYEYY peepooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
by boobymoomy January 14, 2022
mugGet the Saddle needs to paddlemug.

You make me realize I need. I will be there hold on!

It's brotherly love guy. No no we are not gays.
Mikaela: I want your period blood. You make me realize I need. I will be there hold on! I have always been your friend!
by WeebLawStudent October 4, 2023
mugGet the You make me realize I need. I will be there hold on!mug.

Needs to be nerfed

Used when something/someone is awesome in any way.
Originates from the gaming world (nerfing e.g. a weapon = making it weaker or less overpowered).
Strawberries need a nerf so badly!
Why is he so funny? He needs to be nerfed.
by Frankie Fusilli November 20, 2021
mugGet the Needs to be nerfedmug.

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