crimes against nature

Having sex with an animal, mineral or vegetable.

Me: I saw that you got picked up for crimes against nature.

Jorge: I know. I tapped a squirrel last weekend.

by Urban Parker January 27, 2017

Nature's Joystick

The penis - Best used when referencing masturbation.

1 - Dude, that guy must really love video games
2 - Nah, he was up all night playing with Nature's Joystick
1 - HA! Just like Quagmire when he discovered Internet porn.

by Spud Money August 28, 2013

vacation sponsored by mother nature

another way of saying you are on your cycle/period/menstruating

I can't have sex with you tonight....i'm on my vacation sponsored by mother nature.

by allgr8 February 3, 2010

Naturally disaster your emotions

When one completely obliterates another's emotions

Don't even get me started son before i Naturally disaster your emotions

by SWAGAHOLIC + 100 January 11, 2012

Hate of Nature

A phrase used to describe any harsh weather, such as heavy snow, torrential rain, floods, tornadoes, hurricanes etc.

Hows the weather today?

Oh its just the Hate of Nature out there man.

by Webenator June 14, 2016

Nature stroking

masturbating in a forest

Jack got caught nature stroking by a man walking his dog

by nature stroker & floor shitter November 1, 2018

natural beef

Beef between 2 people that needs no explanation.

Tyrone broke up with latisha but now latisha dates la’quan. Tyrone and la’quan now have natural beef

by Dr Dodson February 18, 2020