don't get the ham

don't get the ham is a new meme trend by @publictransportation on Instagram who started the meme by their mom sending them "don't get the ham" twice on iMessage with no context.

Me: what kind of meats do you want at the store?
Mom: I don't care what kind just don't get the ham.
meme instagram tumblr textposts

by Memelovingfuck42069 November 3, 2015

don't mess with the gucci's

Yuppie greasers who walk like chicken arses and think they're tough shit in their Gucci tees. Their catch phrase.

"Don't mess with the Gucci's"

by FulhamGardensPS September 24, 2013

I Don't Know

The third baseman on Abbot & Costello's baseball team in St. Louis.

Costello: If I mentioned the third baseman's name, who did I say's playing third?
Abbot: No, Who's playing first.
Costello: Stay off of first, will ya? What's the guy's name on third base.
Abbot: No, What is on second.
Costello: I'm not asking you "who's on second?"
Abbot: Who's on first!
Costello: I don't know
Both in unison: THIRD BASE!!!!!!!!!

by pleesedu naht ask June 1, 2006

don't touch that, it's franks

melissa(the one with herpes) will never offer you a pillow to sleep on at night, a blanket when you're freezing, a coughdrop when you're coughing your lungs out, a can of coke, a paper cup of sink water, a plate to eat, a napkin to wipe your face, her toilet, lipgloss, a rubberband, shoes if you're barefoot and there's broken glass eveywhere, and she won't let you even sit on the couch or turn on the tv. why? because everything belongs to frank.

me: melissa, can i use your house phone?
melissa: wtf no. frank pays for that, tanya.
me: well, can you atleast give me a quarter so i can use a payphone?
melissa: a quarter? have you gone insane? how is frank going to pay his bus fare for work tomorrow?

by snootch87 March 7, 2005

don't even trip

Don't even think about it! To put something so far out of your mind that it is useless to you and others.

Don't even trip about this because that fool will not get any of my money.

by Teresa Rae Butler February 11, 2006

Bitch Don't Bite It

A phrase that dudes yell when a chick is giving you head and then bites your dick.

"When Lance bit down on K-Dogg's wang he screamed out in a loud moan 'Bitch Don't Bite It'!"

by Eldon Harris December 17, 2006

Why Don't We

5 band members who were featured in Logan Paul's "The Fall of Jake Paul" & "Help Me Help You". they formed in September 2016. members are, Jack Avery, Jonah Marais, Corbyn Besson, Daniel Seavey, & Zach Herron.

Person: I love why don't we!!

Person 2: Same!

by ijustwantedtowritethis January 5, 2019