LaGuardia nap

The ~30 minute nap one takes the night they write their LaGuardia research paper.

Teacher: "Why are you so tired?"
Student: "Last night I had a LaGuardia nap."

by 2013markov December 13, 2009

Dirty nap

Sex or masterbation before a nap.

Used as guise to get away from kids or family to have sex and possibly nap.

Mom, "Where are your grand parents?"

Child, " They said they where headed upstairs for a dirty nap."

"On the weekend, the old lady watches me like a hawk. A dirty nap is the only way I can get away to rub one out."

by DirtyDUSMC January 26, 2012

post-orgasm nap

The relaxing nap one takes after climaxing

dude mary and i fucked so hard last night, we took a huge post-orgasm nap.

by el_filosofo October 14, 2011

Spongebob Nap

So hungover that napping is hard. You can't bare to move and can only comprehend the intelligence of Spongebob Squarepants. Wumbo

"I got so drunk last night I had to take a Spongebob nap today!"

by squirrelnutz123 September 17, 2011

power nap

people who are generally better than your average human don't sleep........they power nap!

superman doesn't sleep! he power naps!!

by a guy who is generally better than an average human January 7, 2008

wet nap

female version of a tea bag

ie. when a girl squats over a man's or another woman's face
and gently dabs the lips of the vagina on their nose and mouth.

"I passed out on the side of the pool and woke up to Susie givin' me a wet nap"

by chold on July 4, 2009

The Nap

nickname for Indianapolis aka Naptown, because nothing ever goes on there, but everyone from the Nap loves their hometown.

We were just chillin in the Nap, havin some beers with D-Purv on a Friday night.

by Drez February 26, 2004